simply the best

How do you tell someone they are NOT the best you've had? Good, yes, satifying, maybe adventurous, well about as adventurous as a telephone cord. Best? well thats just a darn big word to be tossing about the room. Even sadder, (in my sour & cynical mind) is when they look at you with these big bright eyes, adamant to do whatever it is to be the winning challenger at this game called shag. Through the aforementioned sour and cynical view my beadie eyes hold, i feel as though i have to crush the spirit and say, look, just forget it. You didn't 'wow' me, and I'm not one to let the challenger win by default. In my books there is no such thing as sharing the rules, they just have to be known. Honestly, it's not rocket science... but sometimes it is like telling a dog how to bark. seems like you're just a double-dosing dorothy.

 (help me O-B wan, you're my only hope!)