forgive me, for i am not a fan of eating in the morning. it's not that i subscribe to the kate moss theory, i just feel ill when i've only just woken up and the thought of anything beyond coffee makes me want to roll over and return to the land of nod. the texture, the timing.. just wrong. however, in an effort to avoid damage to the body and mind in the future, i have taken on the challenge of breakfast. i found some muesli? is it? and poured into bowl. felt bowl looked too small so found soup sized dish. i shit you not, i had to consult someone nearby as to how i go about preparing this meal. do i add milk? or just yoghurt? if so, which flavour goes best? will it be too dry? sweet or savoury fruits atop my new found feast? confused and over-thinking the concept way too much, i went with muesli, plain greek yoghurt and a banana (which i hate. maybe i'm sabotaging this for myself from the kick off...). i won't lie, it was shithouse. way too much crunch for the thick sour blob and bananas, well they can suck it. smug mushy bastards.
I'm not sold on the idea of early eating at all. it was my own doing, i realise. if i had a clue about it, i could have combined some more exciting flavours. i lost.
breakfast - 1, Lady A - 0.
that picture would easily have me subscribe to the kate moss theory, in fact, i just did. signed and sealed. thanking you for my soon to be goddess body.
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