Thursday, April 9, 2009

Zombie Jesus Day!


Pesach. Easter. Ascension. crawling out of the grave to throw chocolate eggs at the children, forever scaring them out of religion as a fairy tale and keeping it as a feared theory.
Passover is the Holy day and festival commemorating The Dude sparing the Hebrews when he killed the first born of Egypt, unleavened bread. tapas and wine basically...


In the story book of fairy tales (bible, history, general law), the dude inflicted 10 plagues upon the Egyptians before Pharaoh would release his Israelite slaves, with the tenth plague being the killing of firstborn sons. The Hebrews were instructed to mark the doorposts of their homes with the blood of a spring lamb and, upon seeing this, the spirit of the Lord passed over these homes, hence the term "passover". When Pharaoh freed the Hebrews, it is said that they left in such a hurry that they could not wait for bread to rise.

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