there needs to be a shop where you can tell people to get the fuck out for being rude or disputing price or demanding free shit as a bonus because they bought something from you.. what do i look like to you? willy fucking wonker?
what happened to courtesy? the customer is always right has re-written store etiquette. Bollocks. the customer is always demanding. always a pain in the arse. always talking down to the clerk. why is that? If you want me to serve you, you should be nice. if anyone wants anything done well, it pays to be nice. So when did it become ok to treat the clerk like a dumbshit? I believe i am in this job - they hired me. Not you. Therefore, i think i know what the helen of troy is going down. If you wanted to answer your own question or to self-serve, fuck off to aldi. enjoy your expired mexican whale meat. My store has open spaces, and there is no loitering. if you wish to loiter, do so on the sidewalk outside and away from the premises or even better, amongst busy traffic. doorways are for dickheads - so avoid being one by not standing in one. disorganized and disorientated people who stand stagnent in my god damn shop, blocking my way because no one told them what day it is, will be banned - fo' lyf.
AND i will have a contract drawn up so the retailers association can't touch me when a customer complains of rude attitude/service/etc. phone complaints? i'll hang up.
I plan to own the building too.
rules is rules in my little treasure chest.
If it gets bad i'll pull out the tourettes or play the spectrum ADHD card.
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